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storenvy:

Here is your chance to win the tee that started it all for DPCTED, the legendary “I Will Cuddle You So Hard” Tee. All you need to do enter is reblog this post. We will pick one winner on Wednesday May 2nd at  5PM PST.

*Extra brownie points for also following Storenvy on Tumblr*

So my schools a penis nice!

So my schools a penis nice!

When my teacher says “Pick a partner!”

sherlock-kenzie:

My friend:

 Me:

(via pureindigoheart)

collegehumor:

This’ll do.

collegehumor:

This’ll do.

collegehumor:

Zoo Lion Wants to Eat Little Girl Real Bad

It’s a good thing there’s glass there, or else we wouldn’t be able to see what was going on.

I need you to trust me now Don’t move, I’ll figure this out Forget what anyone said Just take my hand or we’ll both be dead Blind are leading the blind into a disaster I’m the only one who seems to care If you decide to worship the chaos I will not wait and watch as you burn

Quietly I am screaming for help I calm down and steady myself Collapse to the ground when I realize I can’t breathe Could this be happening? what’s happening to me? All the walls are closing in on me and confusion makes it hard to see Still my pounding heart is bleeding for you I know the truth and I start to sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat Why the hell am I here? I start to sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat Why am I trying the undying, a ghost of such elegance? Oh why am i racing to be facing a vision of something so perfect?

Oh, the violence.. The ocean beckons with it’s gaze Pulling me beneath the waves Their fury is second to none! Oh the violence.. It’s clawing at my burning skin Filling my heart with it’s sin, human reason is washed away! Am I the first to be fooled by your dirty little trick? I guess I should have seen this coming, I will not forget I will not forget (Is washed away) I’m the one who has to swallow water, that’s what I get for chasing after you! You should be hanging by your neck, swinging there silently!

Infatuation has strangled me again There’s no resisting the tangled web of your secret fantasy A strange sensation is falling over me I may be blind but I can see your kiss will punish me Your kiss will ruin me